Well that was awkward.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 10/27/2017 at 16:53 • Filed to: House hunting

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So my wife and I go to an open house this afternoon. As we pulled up, another car across the street parks. The door opens: it’s my best friend. Hoyyyyyy boyyyyy.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 16:56

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Finda ya own house Steve!

Tripper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 16:58

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Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:02

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Dibs is a totally legal thing in the real estate world.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:02

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Did you call dibs?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future next gen S2000 owner 10/27/2017 at 17:04

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He did. FOILED AGAIN

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:04

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Go get yourself a Lexus badge for the front of that thing. It looks like a GTA car without it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/27/2017 at 17:06

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Sounds like you’re about to get yourself a sandwich of the knuckle variety.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:10

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Can I have your old house?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 10/27/2017 at 17:14

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Do you have monies?

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:14

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So you guys can go halfsies!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/27/2017 at 17:18

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Grand Theft Oppo V

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:21

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JDM AF.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:23

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Do you except lowballers?

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:23

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Rock, paper, scissors.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 10/27/2017 at 17:25

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I bought it like this, and I spent bigly monies on other stuff... :(

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 10/27/2017 at 17:27

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Do I know what I have?

YES

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:29

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You own a fancy car now. Be proud of it!

Wacko > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/27/2017 at 17:35

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I keep on telling him to stick a Mazda badge on it.

Sweet protege5 dude!

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 17:56

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cmill189 - sans Volvo > Wacko 10/27/2017 at 18:01

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Hey ohh. Shots fired. It really does look like one.

cmill189 - sans Volvo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 18:05

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But are you open to trades? I have sport bikes, rifles, vaping supplies, and a 2004 Navigator with blown air bags.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > cmill189 - sans Volvo 10/27/2017 at 18:07

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Throw in a dirty bong with a large chip of glass missing and I’ll consider it.

cmill189 - sans Volvo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/27/2017 at 18:18

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SOLD!